+80 Phrases to flirt funny

Are you starting to feel something more than a friendship for a person? Being in love or feeling attracted to someone is one of the most beautiful feelings that exists, but it is even more so if you know that you are being reciprocated by that special person. In case you are not sure if that boy or girl also feels butterflies for you, it is normal that in many times you do not know how to act or what to say to try to make that person fall into your networks of love.

One of the keys to flirting is found in the words, what we say and how we say it can mean a lot about ourselves to that person for whom we feel love. For this reason, in this Psychology-Online article, we have selected the best funny pick up phrases.

Index

1. Romantic phrases to flirt
2. Phrases to flirt by chat
3. Original phrases to flirt
4. Daring phrases to flirt

In this article on phrases to flirt, we include the most original, fun and romantic ones so that that boy or girl falls at your feet in no time. We start with 27 romantic phrases to flirt:

1. If every time I thought of you a star went out, there wouldn't be a star in the firmament that would shine.
2. Offering friendship to someone who asks for love is like giving bread to someone who is dying of thirst.
3. I don't want to be another person. I want to be the one by your side for the rest of your days, at every step you take.
4. If natural beauty had a personified representation, I have no doubt that I am before her.
5. There is no disguise that can hide love for a long time where there is it, nor fake it where there isn't.
6. By profession I will choose a thief, to go inside you and steal your heart.
7. If a genie appeared to me, I would make three wishes. The first, to always see you happy. The second, never lose you. And the third, that only you and I existed in the world.
8. If the math is exact and Pythagoras doesn't lie, you are the most handsome boy on the entire continent.
9. When you like someone, all that is said is a hint.
10. Let's look at each other slowly, let's discover each other, let's make this silence the greatest explosion of love.
11. I still don't know why God loves me so much to have given me something like you.
12. I would like to be a butterfly to fly towards you, and tell you, beautiful life, that I am dying for you.
13. Some time ago I convinced myself that it wasn't good to clearly demonstrate my thoughts, but since I've met you, I'm beginning to doubt.
14. My love for you, my life, is so great and so immense, that it wouldn't fit in the whole universe to fit.
15. I will be part of your skin, your lips, your fire, I will be the object of your smiles, your looks, your caresses, I will be your dream of love and your reality of feeling.
16. When a heart chooses a person, the rest doesn't matter, and mine chose you.
17. Will it be enough to stay by your side forever by telling you that I love you like no one I have ever loved?
18. How blessed is my eyes that can appreciate your beauty, happier is the wind that caresses your figure, but poor my heart that you have despised and on the way to his burial.
19. Nothing but you. I don't need the air or memories. Nothing but you to live. No one but you to feel that I live and that I live for you.
20. Touch me with your soft fingers, let tenderness take over this moment. Touch me to make me feel that pleasure that only you can get.
21. Awake I think of you, asleep I dream of you.
22. Just tell me that you will love me, and I will give myself into your arms for all eternity.
23. Touching your lips was always my dream, my dream to caress you, my passion to have you in my arms to love you all my life.
24. You can't imagine how nervous I get every time you get close to me.
25. My blood, in love with you, runs through my entire body.
26. Holding you is like touching the stars. You are my fucking paradise.
27. Whenever you need me, whether it's two in the afternoon or four in the morning, I'll be here, my darling, to support you and answer your call.

To flirt, humor is very important. Therefore, in this section you will find the best phrases to flirt by chat:

1. Sorry if I'm not trying to flirt with you, I don't feel like being with a pretty girl today… do you have something to do tomorrow?
2. Does your mom happen to have a flower shop? Because you are a pretty flower.
3. I would like to be your derivative to stay tangent to your curves. (For someone who likes math.)
4. I hope you know how to breathe from mouth to mouth, because seeing you has left me breathless.
5. I was so impressed with your beauty that I ran into the wall and hurt myself. I need you to give me your name and phone number for the insurance thing.
6. Tell me your name and I ask you for the Kings.
7. Ever since I've known her, she's lived in my heart rent-free.
8. You have to buy me a dictionary. Because since I saw you, I was speechless.
9. Have I ever seen her on the cover of Cosmopolitan?
10. If you're that green, how mature you'll be.
11. Did the sun just come up? Or did you smile at me?
12. Do you believe in love at first sight or is it better to happen again?
13. Where do they sell the numbers to win this prize?
14. Tell your mother that I am dying because she is my mother-in-law.
15. If Adam ate an apple for Eve, I would eat an entire greengrocer for you.
16. A crazy girl like you needs a screw like me.
17. You must be very tired because you have been going around and around my head all day.
18. I want to be your mom's "what ugly taste you have."
19. Excuse me, but I'm new here, can you explain how to get to your house?
20. Three's a crowd, what if we're alone?

If you want to seduce the person you like, take a look at these Questions to meet someone you like.

To flirt, it is also essential to surprise and be original. Let's go with 13 original and funny flirt phrases:

1. Sorry, you're so handsome that I forgot what I was going to say.
2. I don't know if I'm your type but how about we give ourselves a chance to find out?
3. I do not have the fault that you like me. In any case, it's your fault for having everything I love.
4. Can you lend me a dictionary? It's just that seeing you left me speechless.
5. Excuse me, do you know if we have any mutual friends who can introduce us?
6. Tell me your name? It's just that last night I dreamed about you, but I woke up just when you were about to tell me.
7. I didn't believe in love at first sight until you came here.
8. I won't answer that question without my lawyer… I'm afraid I'll lose the case for you.
9. I don't normally open up like this to people… your effect on me is strange.
10. I hope you dream with the little angels, because there are few of us left.
11. For a moment I thought that I had died and entered heaven. But now I see that I am alive, and heaven has come to me.
12. Do I study or work for you?

If you are a daring person, try these phrases to flirt:

1. Who was the stick of that ice cream that you run with your tongue.
2. If you put the rabbit and I put the rice, what a good paella we could both make.
3. Pretty! I don't work in Seur but here I bring you a package.
4. If he called me Cupid I would stick the whole arrow in you.
5. If being sexy was a crime, you'd spend your life in jail.
6. I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me?
7. Because of temptations like you, there are so many sinners like me.
8. I would love to be able to see you without makeup every morning of my life.
9. Could you tell me your name? It's just that yesterday I dreamed about you, but I woke up just when you were going to tell me.
10. If I had to give you something, I would give you a mirror, because after you the most beautiful is your reflection.
11. Hello. I heard your body calling me from across the room.
12. Are you from (the city where you live)? You can tell by the way you're dressed, everything matches perfectly.
13. You have something on your face... The most beautiful smile in the world!
14. If Columbus saw you he would say: Santa María! What does that girl look like?
15. I need to get some practice in kissing, can you help me?
16. Since when do flowers walk, she has two arms and two legs?
17. We know each other? I think I've seen you in one of my dreams.
18. Hello, is your name Google? Because you have everything I need.
19. When I'm with you I don't need a plane, because your lips make me travel to the most beautiful corners of the planet.
20. I know I'm not Mick Jagger, but I also like rock and I know how to make a great potato omelette.
21. But how is it possible for a star to be at ground level?
22. Go to the shade that the chocolates in the sun melt.

In addition to these phrases, we recommend you consult this article on tips to conquer the person you like. With these signs, you will be able to see if he/she likes you too or not.

This article is merely informative, at Psychology-Online we do not have the power to make a diagnosis or recommend a treatment. We invite you to go to a psychologist to treat your particular case.

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